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I like to play this game where I see how long it takes before I have yet another emotional breakdown
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whatever happened to rihanna when she first started singing she was like yee mista dj song pon de replay and now shes like fuck me with a shovel and slap my titties
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My phone autocorrected the word “smybody” (typo, it was meant to say anybody. s is next to a. m is next to n.) to Nichole337 (idk why)
I just messaged somebody saying “I hope you don’t sleep with Nichole337”
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